The Toasted are marching down the counter: four rows of haunted bread — the two-hit Sour-Doom, Bagelgeist (fire through the hole in its ring and the shot sails on), Rye.I.P. and Plain Wraith. Deion holds the line, firing icicles from his mohawk, behind four butter bunkers that chip into holes and melt as they take damage. Bust the last slice to win.
Maxwell crosses the top lane on his cake saucer for a mystery bonus — and now and then it is Jammer instead, dropping jam that jams your shot for a moment.
Co-op is the real draw: Cubert joins as a second cannon firing ice chips, with his own lives and score, defending the same bunkers against the same descending fleet. In Ridiculous and Insiculous each cannon fires a twin volley. Eleven achievements, chaos modes included.
Built on Insiculous 2D. Playable right here in the browser (WebGPU —
Chrome/Edge, or Firefox with dom.webgpu.enabled); desktop builds
(Vulkan / Metal / DX12) run the same code natively.